Can’t communicate his feelings. Can definitely communicate with a barbell.
The Emotionally Unavailable Tee is for the guys who skipped emotional development and went straight to physical development.
Therapy? Maybe later.
Chest day? Non-negotiable.
Classical sculpture energy meets modern gym obsession in a statement tee made for lifting heavy, looking jacked and keeping the emotional availability at an all-time low.
Why you need it:
🗿 Renaissance-inspired artwork with gym-bro energy
💪 Built for lifting days, rest days & avoiding deep conversations
🔥 Statement graphic people WILL read twice
🏋️ Relaxed fit made for that effortless oversized look
💀 Perfect gift for the most emotionally mysterious man at the gym
Emotionally unavailable. Physically undeniable.
Feelings come and go. Gains require consistency. 💪🗿
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
Size guide
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
A) Length (cm)
71
74
76
79
81
85
B) Width (cm)
92
102
112
122
132
142
B) Half Chest (cm)
46
51
56
61
66
71
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
A) Length (inches)
28
29.1
29.9
31.1
31.9
33.5
B) Width (inches)
36.2
40.2
44.1
48
52
55.9
B) Half Chest (inches)
18.1
20.1
22
24
26
28
Care Instructions
General
A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs .
Wash
The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape.
Dry
Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric.
Store
Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity.
