Nothing gets your heart racing quite like cardio. Unfortunately.
The Cardio Is My Favourite Horror Session Tee is for anyone who can survive leg day, heavy lifts and questionable amounts of pre-workout — but sees 20 minutes of cardio on the program and immediately starts looking for the nearest exit.
Because some people fear ghosts.
You fear the assault bike.
Made for lifters with a sense of humour and absolutely no desire to pretend they enjoy cardio, this is the kind of gym tee that gets looks, laughs and “where did you get that?”
Why it belongs in your gym rotation:
👻 Original Vihnity horror-meets-gym artwork
💀 For anyone personally victimised by their cardio program
🏋️ Easy oversized fit for training or everyday wear
🎃 Part of our limited Spooky Gains collection
🇦🇺 Designed by Vihnity in Australia
You already own enough boring gym shirts.
Get the one that tells the truth.
CARDIO IS MY FAVOURITE HORROR SESSION. 👻
Grab yours before Spooky Gains disappears.
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
Size guide
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
A) Length (cm)
71
74
76
79
81
85
B) Width (cm)
92
102
112
122
132
142
B) Half Chest (cm)
46
51
56
61
66
71
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
A) Length (inches)
28
29.1
29.9
31.1
31.9
33.5
B) Width (inches)
36.2
40.2
44.1
48
52
55.9
B) Half Chest (inches)
18.1
20.1
22
24
26
28
Care Instructions
General
A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs .
Wash
The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape.
Dry
Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric.
Store
Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity.
